What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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