Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I don't deserve a penis
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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