Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Mom said you looked used
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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