i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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