He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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