im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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