It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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