Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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