Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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