their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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