This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
