I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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