You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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