Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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