Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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