you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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