It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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