I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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