great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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