i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
