do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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