was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So I just went to clothing optional bar
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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