another moral hangover. fuck.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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