Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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