the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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