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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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