At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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