How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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