All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?