She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.