So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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