Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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