On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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