He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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