who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
