Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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