I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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