it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
this will be a night to untag.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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