I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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