eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
A+ Viking dick
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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