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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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