I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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