in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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