Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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