Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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