I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon