i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?