Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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