it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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