we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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