Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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