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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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