its not stalking. its research.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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