i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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