Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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